Bad Call

The hallmark of a practiced surveyor and assessor is the legible and comprehensible property description: as few "calls" (instructions) as possible, omitting extraneous information, while still describing a precise boundary line. In conjunction with an old hand who's good with ink and mylar, a good property description can be a beautiful thing.

Or there's the easy way out, evidenced below - a complete conveyance, and the sort of thing that drives people assembling title plants crazy.

Beer to Close

How do you pay transfer tax on liquid assets?

A Messy Divorce

This, from a Judgment of Divorce, is a listing of those parts of the marital estate which the defendant gets to keep. I've showed this to several people, and the consensus so far is that it can't possibly say "cum disco".

But it does!

Not Very Interesting

That's a conveyance of 1/(10⁶³) of this property's title. It takes a unique sense of humor to decide to type something like this out.